Sleep Talkin' Man

So this blog, Sleep Talkin' Man is written by this English mans wife and is basically all the things that he says at night in his sleep. She tape records him and then types them up in a blog. On of my favorites, which is my new philosophy in life is:

"Life is precious. I'm not going to just sit here

listening to your pathetic fucking dribble."

...So true and hilarious!